Monday, 31 January 2011

Online banking

My bank, NatWest, is the latest one to go down. I wonder which computer problem this will be assigned to?
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  1. Bursledon Blogger31 January 2011 at 19:36

    Things could be worse, according to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse.

    Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.

    Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.

    Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop.

    Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

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