It is rumoured that the missing plane has been captured by a giant star-ship from the Planet Zog in the Andromeda Galaxy. The plane has been captured so that the passengers and crew can be used for experimentation. It is expected that it will reappear in a couple of weeks time with all the occupants blissfully unaware that anything has taken place.
This sounds rather far fetched; but it makes as much sense as some of the speculation that has taken place in the media. Meanwhile we should pray for the passengers and crew that they are all safe and unharmed.
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